CrossFit, What a Joke!


WOD
5 Rounds
100 meter Lunges

Q: How many CrossFitters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to do it in record time. One to film it. And one to complain about proper form.

Q: Why did the blonde CrossFitter bring an iron to the WOD?
A: She heard they were going to be pressing.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy’s.
Wendy’s who?
Wendy’s muscles stop hurting, I’m going to kick your a** for making me do this crazy s***.

Q: Why did the CrossFit affiliate fire the new trainer?
A: He didn’t know squat.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the music, I can still hear the newbies screaming.

Q: Thruster?
A: Are you crazy? I barely know her!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad we’re not doing “Fran” today?

Q: What do you get when you cross a goat and a CrossFitter?
A: An athlete who’s b-a-a-a-a-d to the bone.

Q: Why do all CrossFit gyms have chalk?
A: You can use it to mark where the bodies fell.

Q: What’s the difference between the average bodybuilder and the average CrossFitter?
A: 4 years of college.

Q: We hear a lot about energy conservation: how is CrossFit “going green?”
A: They’re using “puke-ular” energy!

Q: What do you call a CrossFitter snatching 200 lbs?
A: Anything he damn well pleases.

Q: What’s the difference between the average woman and a CrossFitting woman?
A: The average woman looks better with her clothes on.

Q: Why did the blonde CrossFitter bring a bottle of Windex to the WOD?
A: She heard they were going to be cleaning.

Q: What did one blonde say to the other during the WOD?
A: You know, I’ve been watching that box for almost an hour and it hasn’t jumped yet.

And, finally, the shortest CrossFit joke in the world: A CrossFitter walks into a bar

(Text by Lisbeth Darsh/CrossFit Watertown in Connecticut.)